Esther the Egalitarian
Esther Kim will fight for pretty cardigans and pop-tarts and peace among all people and supports the unnecessary usage of alliteration as a way to grab people’s attention
Squees over pictures of baby bunnies, baby pandas, baby kittens, baby hedgehogs, baby beluga whales, baby polar bears, baby penguins.
The best at avoiding class readings whether this be through having food adventures or listening to songs with clapping or having conversations where she tries to use the phrase sexy times as much as possible.
Has an affinity for hot bois and hallowed conversations about the holiness of religion.
Esther is most happy when she is at Spamalot surrounded by balding men who refuse to give up their mullets and oversized drab polo shirts, a perfect chance to laugh at dumb white people being dumb.
Rewards dumbness with much deserved critique, calling out, and sometimes uncontrollable laughter
Ashley the Apathetic
Ashley Glenn once wrote a love letter… to GRAMMAR.
Ashley Glenn when fearing the rapture was happening would call the neighbor she knew would be SAVED to ensure her soul wasn't doomed to eternal damnation and burning and scorpions and such.
Ashley Glenn carries a sharp knife in her bag, in case she needs to cut KIWI.
Ashley Glenn was once quoted as writing, “bluntness is the cousin of sincerity and the stepsister to AWKWARDNESS”.
IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WANT RUNNING YOUR COMPTROLLER’S OFFICE???
Well, too bad, because she’s not running for comptroller of your town/city.
Ashley Glenn!
